Hey, welcome back! I remember when you tried to pass off an obfuscator as a good idea, waved some legal threats at me and were generally a jerk.
Go away.
Here is a commercial obfuscator has the history and it spawned B::Deobfuscate which is a free tool for undoing the work of Stunnix-like programs. I tried subclassing B::Deparse so I could also release a B::Obfuscate but that wasn't possible to do without having to copy and paste massive portions of B/Deparse.pm which is just a yucky proposition from a maintenance standpoint.