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RE: Preferred way of deciding the President for once and all

by chromatic (Archbishop)
on Nov 10, 2000 at 11:07 UTC ( #40909=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Preferred way of deciding the President for once and all

I say, count up all of the times each of the two main contenders complain, publicly, about the delay, potential fraud, confusing ballots, and multiply by the number of times any member of his staff threatens legal action.

Whoever has the highest score will be set adrift, pantsless, on a raft in the middle of the ocean. The remaining candidate gets caned on general principle, then takes the Oval Office.

It's time to put the fear of the American voter's disgust into politicians again.

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