less than one minute
8 hours - 1 day
1 day to 1 week
My powers of observation are weak
I'd do no better than a blindfolded monkey
Results (248 votes). Check out past polls.
The wind blew the wrong way
Leaves on the line
The wrong kind of snow
Yes, but I didn't inhale
Categorically, er, no. Unless I was drunk at the time
The lines of Venus were in the wrong juxtaposition
No-one needs more than 640K of RAM
The dog ate my homework
It's my first day
Results (109 votes). Check out past polls.