|Tastes like chicken.
|Smells like tuna.
|Looks like line noise.
|Feels cold and clammy.
|Runs like Montezuma's Revenge.
|Must be kept refrigerated after opening.
|Will be my gift to my successors.
|Was a curse bestowed upon me by my predecessors.
|Is most easily consumed with chopsticks.
|May cause bloating.
|Needs a little salt.
|Back away, close the door, pretend you never saw it.
|248 total votes|