What do people think of killing me and having me as an alias for /msg?

UPDATE: In case that's not clear, I am inquiring about:

  1. Reaping me
  2. Having me be an alias for the author
Even if the latter is considered to not be worth the effort, the former could result in people who erronesouly /msg me at least getting a kindly message from root.

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