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Feb 24, 2006 at 14:05 UTC
(18 years ago) |
Last here: |
Dec 21, 2017 at 08:42 UTC
(6 years ago) |
Experience: |
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Level: | Beadle (5) |
Writeups: |
33
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Location: | Scotland |
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Apr 20, 2024 at 04:51 UTC
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use BIO::Short;
use Script::Longhand::blahblah;
my $age = 0;
while($age < 2) {
be_very_small();
$age++;
}
while($age < 10) {
play_football();
ask_mum_and_dad_for_stuff();
ignore_girls();
$age++;
}
while($age < 16) {
discover_girls();
pass_exams();
hate_school();
$age++;
}
while($age < 19) {
finish_high_school();
discover_beer();
$age++;
}
while($age < 23) {
university();
learn_to_code();
drink_lots();
have_hangovers();
$age++;
}
while($age < 100) {
love_perl();
use_other_languages();
drink_not_so_much();
still_get_bad_hangovers();
say_during_the_war_a_lot();
look_disparagingly_at_the_kids_of_today();
harrumph();
$age++;
}
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