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Re: poll ideas quest

by Minimiscience (Beadle)
on Jun 06, 2007 at 02:11 UTC ( #619517=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to poll ideas quest

The glass is...
  • half full.
  • half empty.
  • empty. Hey, I was thirsty.
  • Hold on, let me measure it.
  • a cylindrical object formed mostly from molten silicon dioxide, lacking an upper base, and containing approximately 50% hydrogen oxide with trace amounts of lead and 50% atmospheric gasses.
  • just another part of the illusion that our senses are all tapped into.
  • broken. Where's your stupid personality test now, huh?
  • severely lacking in my alcoholic beverage of choice.
  • Wait, that's not a glass! It's a small mimic!
  • Glass? What glass?

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Re^2: poll ideas quest
by menolly (Hermit) on Jun 06, 2007 at 19:14 UTC
    Twice as large as it needs to be
Re^2: poll ideas quest
by Bethany (Scribe) on Jul 15, 2014 at 01:11 UTC
    • unwelcome in UK cinemas.
    • being peered through by Captain Jack Sparrow.

    Free bonus non-Perl poetry

    Look: Glass is half full.
    Zenzap! Haiku switcheroo!
    Glass is half empty.

Re^2: poll ideas quest
by chacham (Prior) on Jul 14, 2014 at 11:19 UTC

    Half full of water, and half full of air.

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