Re: My preferred shaving tool:

[tilly]

I suspect that a lot of people aren't getting the joke in the last option. The joke is that it has been noticed that programming languages written by guys with beards do better than ones written by guys who are clean-shaven.

[spacewarp]

This must be the answer to the age-old question of who shaves the barber, who shaves anyone that doesn't shave themselves. The barber is a programmer!