in reply to Pragmatic Programmer, The

I thought a pragmatic programmer is someone who writes code like this:
#!/usr/bin/perl use attributes; use attrs; use autouse; use base; use blib; use bytes; use charnames; use constant; use diagnostics; use fields; use integer; use less; use lib; use locale; use open; use ops; use overload; use re; use sigtrap; use strict; use subs; use utf8; use vars; use warnings;