Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah.

That's right, there isn't anything on my homenode of intellectual, entertainment, or monentary value. Besides, of course, the things that Perlmonks heads the page with, like my stats and a link to the list of my postings. But nothing on this node that I created is worth wasting your time reading, exactly as you're doing now.
Perlmonks is a big site, filled with useful information. Unfortunately, none of it is here. Sorry.


Note:The above statements could be rendered obsolete at any moment! Be sure to check back for exciting developments! (Which, alas, probably won't come any time soon.)