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in reply to If the universe was more like Perl, I would...

wife.pl: eval <STDIN>;
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me.pl: open FSCK, "|perl wife.pl print FSCK "unless(fork) { exec 'baby --sex=any --fingers=10 --toes=10 +' } else { system('make sammich')} "

--DrWhy

"If God had meant for us to think for ourselves he would have given us brains. Oh, wait..."