Well, not to get in your face, but _YES SQL FREAKIN DOES HAVE "IF" AND "WHILE" AND "ELSE"
It has arbitrary variables, you can create temp tables that
can contain arbitrary lists and data structures and more.
I do miss AutoLISP tho =) Mmmm good memories there...
I still have the book from 13. I got totally burnt by them
starting to use C like multiline comments... One of my
best scripts started '/****** =) oops...
$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)
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