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in reply to When it comes to dancing,

There's a reason I was the DJ: I got to go to the party, meet girls, and have people bring me drinks, but I didn't have to dance a single step. That's a good thing. I dance like a Special Ed kid who's been given a sparkler.

-Logan
"What do I want? I'm an American. I want more."