in reply to Off topic: lightbulb joke...
So the jumper cables walk into the bar. After giving a long hard stare, the bartender says... "Well, I guess I'll serve you, but just don't start anything, ya hear?"==================================================
So the slice of bread walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies "Sorry pal, we don't serve food."==================================================
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(it's pronounced "why-bick")
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