Re: Off topic: lightbulb joke...

[ellem]

String walks into a bar, bartender says we don't serve strings. String goes outside messes up his hair and bends himself around and goes back in.

"Hey aren't you that string I threw out a minute ago?"

"NO, I'm a frayed knot!"
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[Anonymous Monk]

i think "im now a tie()'d string" might be more appropriate