It is not about the laziness you are demonstrating of reacting only to first impressions, the impatience you are demonstrating that leads one to act before thoroughly investigating or caring about others, or the hubris you are demonstrating of believing you're a god because you're famous.
You're a real charmer, but even your sweet talking doesn't make the nascent v5 "compatible with most non-abusive uses of p5", no matter how much you try to convince people that you know what Ralesk really meant more than he did.
Also where do I claim my Poe's Law reward?