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Re: I mostly sleep...

by Smaug (Pilgrim)
on Sep 14, 2006 at 06:58 UTC ( #572879=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to I mostly sleep...

I have a two month old daughter. Everybody says "Sleep when the baby sleeps", but I have to work some time and she sleeps during the day, so now I never sleep!!!!

HELP !!!! I'm going mad!!!

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Re^2: I mostly sleep...
by ysth (Canon) on Sep 14, 2006 at 08:20 UTC
    Perfect! Things are going just as they ought.
Re^2: I mostly sleep...
by swampyankee (Parson) on Sep 22, 2006 at 17:38 UTC

    'Everybody says "Sleep when the baby sleeps"'

    As any parent will tell you, this is impossible: babies only sleep when their parents are awake. The only way around this is to have the grandparents come over, and go to a hotel. This only works with grandparents. Aunts, uncles, cousins, and unrelated baby sitters do not have this magical property.

    Of course, when the parents come back the baby, being well rested, is once again prepared to keep his or her parents awake. And God help those who have twins, triplets, or any other multiples. Then, the babies switch back and forth so they're not sleep-deprived by keeping mom and dad up.


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    —Igor Sikorsky, reported in AOPA Pilot magazine February 2003.

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