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in reply to Your favorite Muppet:

Don't miss Ask Dr. Honeydew and the Ask Dr. Honeydew Archives. They are great!
My favorite question from the archives:

Dear Dr. Honeydew,
What exactly is MMX technology?

-Bill, Bellevue, Washington

MMX is the latest technology from Intel that speeds up the
performance of microprocessors. It stands for Multimedia X-
cellerator... or something like that. Other performance
enhancing technologies in development include:

EABS: Eliminates AOL Busy Signals
CDIBGP: Cash Directly Into Bill Gates' Pockets
NNBTGNDHI: Not Necessary, But The Guy Next Door Has It 

Matthew Musgrove
Who says that programmers can't work in the Marketing Department?
Or is that who says that Marketing people can't program?