The wise coder will never pipe grep into awk
For unneeded processes cause neighbours to talk.
The wise coder will never type cat file | foo
Unless they want a UUoCA too.
The wise coder will never discard output from backticks
As that displays ignorance of better tactics.
The wise coder won't shell out to grep, awk or sed
Since no JAPH would be seen doing that, dead.
Looking for ways to get perl to make Magic?
Any odd way to print that word: like a JAPH!
This shell one liner runs 3 perl one liners that run
perl 4 times to make Magic:
perl -e'$_="Larry";while(++$_){print"\rPerl is $_";goto(MAGIC)if/Magic
+/}MAGIC:print"\n"';perl -v|perl -pe's\Perl\Magic\magic';perl -e'print
+"[Perl$^V] ";<STDIN>'
I love you and I miss you. Have been making some dough with Java for the past few years but I am returning to you with my new endeavour.
My time with Java has been a means to an end and I can now say, with a great degree of certainty, that there is no other language I would rather code with for the rest of my life.
With the same degree of certainty I can also say what a piece of crap Java is.
Can't wait to type your wonderful syntax again, and can't wait to learn 6.
Hi, the qwf is pronounced "qwif" and stands for the Quantuum Wave Function. The term "popping the qwf" comes from the excellent movie "What the Bleep! Down the Rabbit Hole", where a good professor uses it as his slang for "collapsing the wave function".
contemplate program
in the Brahman Effulgence
while popping the qwf
So it's no more use'ing warnings
and no more real threads;
no more "if braces"
and no more \*ARGVs;
no more dollars as the sigils;
no more one-liners with `perl -a`;
I'm free() at last
I'm undef at last
I'm lost and found
...fetch your stop words, baby...
...cos we're stemming words, tonight...
...import nlkt...
...everything's gonna...
...be alright?