Last year, I had the dubious pleasure of staying at a Caravan park in Cornwall, where mobile reception was very limited and wifi was unknown.
Just before I left I had a call from someone who had taken over the project I was working on in my last contract, and he had a problem.
I was forced to go down to the local pub and drink lots of their beer and food to justify my extensive use of their WiFi connection over the holiday. It was hell! :-)
If any of my proposed solutions have minor errors, it's because I don't waste my genius on trivial matters. :-P