You are visiting your mother-in-law's house and when nobody is looking, you sneak onto her computer and use her 26.6 kbps AOL connection to check Perl Monks. You have her AOL username and password memorized. </li
Your wife, who only uses the Internet to shop and check email, knows about Perl Monks. It is usually referenced in this type of context: "Get off of Perl Monks and come to bed."
You notice that ChemBoy is the only monk who is at PM more then you.