With apologies to Peter Hammill

[Anonymous Monk]

So it's no more use'ing warnings
and no more real threads;
no more "if braces"
and no more \*ARGVs;
no more dollars as the sigils;
no more one-liners with `perl -a`;
    I'm free() at last
    I'm undef at last
    I'm lost and found
        ...fetch your stop words, baby... 
        ...cos we're stemming words, tonight...
        ...import nlkt...
        ...everything's gonna...

...be alright?

The story behind: I used to wander the monastery when I had more free time and I still enjoy writing Perl for my needs, but finding a grave bug report abandoned for 7 years was just too sad to see. I removed the code I had written and implemented the task in question in a different language.