Re: The nature of my most pressing need(s):

[emcs]

Okay: My coding skills are still weak.

But I realize that all good monks must eventually post some real code.

So: Here goes; I have been working with the tutorial node.

#!perl -w
use strict;
print "Do you like deep perlish questions at the voting booth?\n";
my $input = <>;
chomp $input;
if ($input eq 'y')
{
while ( <DATA> ) {
    chomp;
        my @SelfActualization = split /\|/;
        print  join(' ', @SelfActualization), "\n";
        }
        }else{
if ($input eq 'n'){
        print "Non of the above for me. MU.";
        }
}

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