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Tribute to Red Green

by grep (Monsignor)
on May 30, 2003 at 05:06 UTC ( #261767=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

package Women; sub AUTOLOAD { return you_handy(); } sub you_handsome { return 'found' } sub you_handy { return 'found' } "The Red Green Show";

Mynd you, mønk bites Kan be pretti nasti...

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Re: Tribute to Red Green
by kutsu (Priest) on May 31, 2003 at 04:07 UTC

    I have two, I like the second better:

    my $man = "yes"; print "I can change, I guess" if $man = "yes";

    my $tool = "duct tape"; my $job = "any"; if ($job = "any"){ use $tool; }

    This is my first poem, but I had to post for Red Green, I love that show

    "Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me

      hi, I dont want to ruin the content of you poem, but shouldn't that be :
      print "I can change, I guess" if $man eq "yes";

      if ($job eq "any"){ use $tool; }

        Oops, I was tired when I posted that, so I guess I missed it

        "Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me

      And the OO version :)
      #Bow your heads for the mens prayer $I->{m} = a man; but($I->can('change')) if ($I->have_to() && $I->guess());
Re: Tribute to Red Green
by kutsu (Priest) on Jun 08, 2003 at 01:24 UTC

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