Mortal Kombat!

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Spice up your Perl programs with some witty Mortal Kombat error routines. Guaranteed to wow your friends, or your money back!

package Mortal::Kombat;
  
require Exporter;
@ISA = qw( Exporter );
@EXPORT = qw( fatality );

sub fatality (@) { die @_ }
  
package victory;
   
sub flawless { exit }
  
1;

Now you can use flawless victory; instead of exit 0;, and fatality instead of die.