ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO ::gets shot::

[EvanK]

I know, I know, the joke's old. Yell at me and -- me all you want, but I just couldn't help myself.

#!/dead/jokes/perl

use Bases;

$your = new Bases;

if($your->are("belong") eq "us") {
    print "SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.";
}

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When I get a little money, I buy books. If I have any left over, I buy food and clothes.
-Erasmus