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You have 10 votes left today.
You gained 1 experience point.
You have 983 points until level 14 - Priest.

Happy Monkday!!1!
You've been here 3 excruciating years.
Now blow out your candles before the wax gets on the frosting.

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Is this really my anniversary? Where is my cake?

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Re: I want my cake
by Old_Gray_Bear (Bishop) on Aug 26, 2013 at 04:49 UTC
    The cake is a lie.

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    I Go Back to Sleep, Now.

    OGB

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Re: I want my cake
by Athanasius (Archbishop) on Aug 26, 2013 at 03:20 UTC

    Congratulations, bulk88!

    Where is my cake?

    I’ve more than once received messages along the lines of:

    You gained X experience points, and a new car!

    So, never mind your cake! Where’s my car?

    :-)

    Athanasius <°(((>< contra mundum Iustus alius egestas vitae, eros Piratica,

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      I want a cdr to go along with the car.

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      I Go Back to Sleep, Now.

      OGB

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        Have some lisperth thnuck into the monathtery?

        Information about American English usage here and here. Floating point issues? Please read this before posting. — emc

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