universe.pl

[repson]

This is my first try of Perl poetry type things.
This program proves that Perl is the language of the gods.
Sorry if it offends anyone, it isn't intended to

#!/universe/bin/perl -U

# Maintainer : God
# Revision history : None, made this while bored
# Notes : could be a few bugs
#       : couldn't get it to work with warnings,strict or taint

package Lifeform::Human;
 use vars qw/@ISA $VERSION/;

 $VERSION = 0.001;    # very, very, very alpha
 @ISA = qw/Lifeform::base/;

 sub new {
   my $class = shift;
   my $person = $class->SUPER::new(@_);
   $person->{Location} ||= 'infinity';
   unless ($person->{father}) { $person->{bastard} = 1; $person->{fath
+er} = new Lifeform::base } 
   unless ($person->{mother}) { $person->{flags} = 0xFFFFFF; $person->
+{mother} = new Lifeform::base }
   for (0..@{$person->{mother}->{chromosones}) {
     push @{$person->{chromosones}}, 
       do_foo( $person->{mother}->{chromosones}->{$_}, 
       $person->{father}->{chromosones}->{$_});
   }
   bless($person, $class) if defined($person->{good});
   $person->create;
   return $person;
 }

 sub kill {
   my ($person, $killer) = @_;
   $person->{dead} = 1;
   push @{$GROUND}, split(//,$person->{body});
   $killer->damn( To => Hell ) if ($killer ne $TIME);
 }

package main;
 use Universe;
 use Lifeform::Human;
 use vars qw/@people/;

 my $Universe = new Universe;
 my $Earth = $Universe->create(Type => 'World');

 my $adam = new Lifeform::Human(Location => $Earth);
 my $eve = $adam->clone;
 $eve->alter('gender','f');

 $child = new Human(father => $adam, mother => $eve);
 @people=($adam,$eve,$child);

 while ($Universe->exists and $Universe->stable) {
   push @people, new Human (father => $people[rand(@people)],
                 mother => $people[rand(@people)]);
   $Earth->destroy(Amount => (@people/(10**20)), Part => 'random');
 }

 undef @people;
 undef $Earth;
 undef $Universe;
 close;
 die;