# Life's a bitch and then you die
$life->isa('bitch') && die
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# Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.
$life->isa('bitch') and $I = $life->pimp();
-sauoq
"My two cents aren't worth a dime.";
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unless ($hope) {
$suffer++ while ($alive);
}
He who asks will be a fool for five minutes, but he who doesn't ask will remain a fool for life.
Chady | http://chady.net/ | [reply]
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While we're on this theme:
#there's no such thing as gravity, the earth sucks
!(defined $gravity) && $earth->sucks();
:)
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Mike | [reply]
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# In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes
if ($key eq 'death' || $key eq 'taxes') {
$world{$key} = 1;
else {
$world{$key} = int(rand(2) - 1);
}
YuckFoo | [reply]
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$_++ if $loved;
$_++ if $lost;
$_++ if !$loved;
It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all
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I just found out that the schools, which account for over 60% of government spending in my state, are now demanding more money because, basically, they are incompetent. This may be very bad Perl, but as a frustrated libertarian, I present:
# For every action there is an equal and opposite
# government bureaucracy
sub do_something
{
new action;
new government->bureaucracy;
government->bureaucracy = -action;
my ++++++++++$taxes;
}
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tbone1
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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