homer.pl

[chipmunk]

This silly poem was inspired by Chris Nandor's D'oh module.

#!/usr/local/bin/perl

%wakeup and goto WORK;
 
do { nothing };
 
{ time for break; m mmm, Donuts }
 
sleep (0);
 
{ my $lunch = sub { sandwiches }, (2 or 3);
  chomp, chomp }
 
sleep (again);
 
Zzzzzzz.
 
alarm()??? : system 'meltdown!!';
 
use    # use what?  use what?!
 
    D'oh!!!!
 
3-2+1;0 ... BOOM