theMage (a.K.a. me, myself and I - by himself) is a perl coder since 2000.
My opensourced code is available on the site Magick Source.
For those Illuminati that know Portuguese, my mains blogs are theMage and Web a Serio.
The spec is broken
The doc is broken
The duck is broken
My keyboard is broken
My chair is broken
<Module name> is broken
perl is broken
The coffee machine is broken
My internet connection is broken
The world is stone
It's written in VB (Very Broken)
I wrote it using only a hammer
I'm an idiot
They just keep finding better idiots
It's not a bug, it's a feature
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